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Sep. 26th, 2005 @ 08:21 pm new song lyrics
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magic cruise ship
lyrics and music by ryan

settle down kids and gather 'round- i'll tell you the story of
a guy named john and a girl named sally and how they were star crossed loves.

john was a man, he was a mountain man, as tall as a redwood tree.
yes john was a man, such a mighty man, as tall as a six-foot three-inch tree.

and john and sally had never met before the fateful night.
they loaded up the cruise ship and yelled "all aboard" and sailed off out of sight.

and it was
magic cruise ship
magic cruise ship
flying around in outer space
fighting off aliens to save the human race

then on the deck, john met sally, he held her in his arms, like a nest holds a dove
it was the beginning of their romance, the beginning of their true love.

and then
and then
and then
and then
and then
sally said "oh no!"
and then
sally said "oh no!"
and then
john said "uh oh!"
bleh den
bleh den
sally seh ohoh
deh deh
salleh seh buh duh

and then

john was hit in the head with a turkey
yes john was hit in the head with a turkey
oh john was hit in the head with a turkey
yes john was hit in the head with a turkey

and then john died.
and then john died.
died john then and.
died john then and.
died.
died!
died.
died!

well sally was heartbroken, split in two
and she cried for what seemed like days
yeah sally was torn right in two
she cried for a few days.
cried for days and nights.
sally cried for three days and twenty nights.

and when the war was over one week later and sally was burying john
she said that she'd never love another and that she'd never be able to move on.
then john woke up from his turkey grave and gave sally a kiss right on her head
an sally had a heart attack and died the next day and they were dead and happy forever!!

magic cruise ship
magic cruise ship
just another sad tale of two lovers end.
the moral of the story is dont get hit in the head
with a turkey
with a turkey
with a turkey
or
you could die.
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From:squeakykitty
Date:September 27th, 2005 03:21 pm (UTC)
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